Box of Chocolates.. Never Know What You’ll Get..

The elders felt the freshman pledges were too soft and domesticated, so they sprung into action on Valentine’s day. They chose one nauseatingly “lovey-dovey” frat pledge, who’d bought an oversized heart box of chocolates for his sweet classmate. Sneaking into his room, they located the giant heart-box and carefully sliced the cellophane along the back, opened it and quickly ate the chocolates. They had scavenged the frat house for replacements, and once the box was packed full of suitable “stuff,” they replaced the cellophane, so it looked unopened, and headed off to the dining hall to await his public gifting and celebration of love. The chocolates cost him a little, but the looks on their faces, when she opened the giant heart-box full of carpet lint, gym socks, cigarette butts, recycled condoms and old pizza, were priceless.