my brain on the news

Due to a series of lucky breaks and administrative errors, I was accepted to play college football my freshman year, as wide receiver. It was a ridiculous blast, although a “one year and out” proposition. Occasionally, we’d party “as a team,” and I noticed something.. The prettier the girls at a party got, the stupider the guys got. I mention this only because I see a similar trend happening in cable TV news, as women news anchors get continually more and more attractive! (: